A toad to be wed in a trailer
Rushed over to visit her tailor
Said she, oh this dress
It's a terrible mess!
It's simply to warty,
For my wedding party,
But don't make it arty
Or make me look tarty,
And don't drop a stitch
Or I'll be a witch,
And into a ditch
Your invite I'll pitch,
And you will be missing
From my trailer hitching!



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