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Restaurants and Bars: (Click "Visit" to go to web sites if available. Phone numbers are local numbers. Other contact information available on individual web sites)
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| Shops, Lodging, Businesses, Services, Activities |
| Homemade Cakes the Key West Way Cake Walk. Cakes baked fresh and delivered free by Patricia Toppino, a legendary, lovely, local lady who's lovin' oven produces delectable wonders like folks made in the good old days. Birthday cakes, wedding cakes, special occasion cakes, almost any kind of cake. Favorites are Italian Creme, Carrot Cake, German Chocolate, Red Velvet, Guava Cake, Devil's Food Chocolate Cake with Chocolate Mousse, and Pumpkin Cheesecake. Give Patricia a call at Cake Walk and have a cake talk. 305-294-7840 |
| Water Aerobics in Key West Water Works. Taught by Patricia Toppino (yes, the same lady above who bakes the cakes and pies). During the winter Patricia has limited one-hour classes three days a week: Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM. This is the Polar Bear Club. Everybody wears a wet suit top and swims in a unheated pool in a beautiful tropical garden. Very invigorating at first splash, but you warm up very fast under Patricia's energetic direction. Anybody can do it. And nobody laughs if you do it wrong! Great fun for all ages. When Spring approaches and the water warms up, more classes are scheduled on the same days, usually at 9:00 AM and 5:30 PM. Call for information. 305-294-7840 |
| Key Lime Pies and products: Key West Key Lime Shoppe. This amazing Key Lime specialty shop is located right next to my store on Elizabeth Street in Key West. They've got everything imaginable that can be made with a Key Lime, including homemade pies that can be shipped fresh overnight. Kermit, the owner, may be seen standing on the corner of Green Street and Elizabeth wearing a tall chef's hat and an apron and holding aloft a tray with a big Key Lime pie on it. He's becoming almost as much a Key West legend as the Key Lime itself. 305-296-0806 Visit |
| Great place to stay: The Conch Heritage House. A truly beautiful guest house run by a real nice, real live Conch native named Sam. Sam and I have a mutual admiration society. I tell all my friends how great his place is. He tells all his friends how great my jewelry is. If we both don't deliver the goods, we're in big trouble. Take a look at Sam's Conch Heritage House web site. I'm thinking of taking a vacation and moving over there for a while. 305-293-0020 Visit |
| Place to rent a bike (They'll bring it right
to your hotel or house) Conch Bike Express. This very special bike-rental shop is run by a windsurfing buddy of mine named Dave. Windsurfers, as you may already know, are speed junkies. Dave named his business Conch Bike Express because he delivers the bicycles to you fast, and comes and gets you fast if you need help, and comes and picks up your bike fast when you're through so you don't have to worry about taking it back. He and co-worker Joe are always smiling like kids. They are naturals in the bicycle business. Great bikes. Great service. Local phone number is 305-294-4318 Visit |
| Groceries and seafood The Waterfront Market. Located by the water at the Key West Historic Seaport, this is the ultimate high-class grocery store on the island. Everything is fresh and unusual and wonderful. The seafood section is terrific. The sandwiches are stuffed full of all sorts of good (and healthful) things. My favorite: Curried chicken salad with onions and pickles. You can get everything you need at the Waterfront, and it's all extra special. Family-owned by Bucko and Becky who built their business from scratch and made it a Key West landmark. Open everyday. 305-296-0778 |
| Bread: Best on the island Cole's Peace. Homemade artesian bread. Kurt, the owner and baker, is true artist in the trade. The rye is to die for. The mango bread a delight. No more need be said, except to try one of his super sandwiches made on his own homemade bread. 305-292-6511 Visit |
| Walking and biking tours Sharon Wells' Walking and Biking Guide to Historic Key West. This top-notch outfit has a terrific magazine of walking and biking tours you can take yourself. They will also arrange a small walking or biking guided tour of the architectural sights, historic cemetery, or special sights that you want to see. Sharon and her staff probably know more about the architecture of Key West and the historic district than anybody in town -- twice over. And they make it fascinating. 305-294-0380 Visit |
| Fishing Charters Captain Hook Charters. Owner, Captain Rick Haveland, is a great fisherman and a great guy. I've known him for years and wouldn't think of setting out to sea with anybody else. If anybody's catching fish, its Captain Rick. Go to his website and take a look at his impressive fishing record and his terrific boat, The Captain Hook, a 34-foot Crusader built in Miami especially for Key West fishing. It's Perkins-Diesel powered and equipped to the nines. Tell Captain Rick that Whitfield Jack sent you. P.S. Check out the tattoo on his arm. 305-296-0117 Visit |
| Sunset cruises, snorkeling, wildlife exploration
on a beautiful sailboat Danger Charters. Ecology minded owner-captain Wayne Fox takes you to the Key West National Wildlife Refuge, teaches you kayaking, helps you learn to snorkel and protect our reefs. His two boats, a Chesapeake Bay Skipjack 50-footer and a 60-footer, carry only 6 and 12 passengers respectively. This is a guy who knows his business and treats you to a unforgettable experience. 305-296-3272 Visit |
| Fishing tackle The Saltwater Angler. Saltwater fly-fishing equipment plus just about everything else in the world of rods and reels. Great tropical clothing and fishing books. Jeffrey, the owner, is a mine of local fishing information. Ask him about fly-fishing for sailfish. Not your ordinary tackle shop at all. For the connoisseur. 305-294-3248 Visit |
| Plants The James Street Nursery. A simply beautiful nursery. Like visiting a fabulous tropical garden. Ask them for something to take home that will grow in your window back up north (north meaning anywhere north of Key West). The nursery is open Tuesday through Saturday 9-5, Sunday 11-4. The phone number is 305-292-0391 |
| Glass and Mirrors Monroe Glass and Mirror. These are the people you call when you need top-notch custom glass work, either commercial or marine or residential. The service and the quality of the work are excellent. The owner, Joe, and his assistant, Erin, can supply almost anything in the way of glass -- except maybe a mirror to make me look like Tom Cruise. 305-296-6246 Visit P.S. A few days after Joe read this on the internet, he proved me wrong. I got a call from my shop that I had a present there from Monroe Glass and Mirror. I went down and found a beautifully-framed 9-1/2" x 12" mirror that reflected my face very nicely -- considering what it had to work with. Then I suddenly couldn't believe my eyes. There, magically appearing from somewhere behind, or inside, or through the looking glass, was the face of Tom Cruise! Now every morning I shave rich and famous. (Joe can make one of these mirrors for you with whoever you wish hidden in the glass -- a terrific present for somebody you love, or somebody you'd love to be.) Whitfield Jack |
| Plumbing Ed's Quality Plumbing. The name says it all. Ed has been taking care of my pipes for about twenty years. He knows Key West's plumbing peculiarities inside and out. And Key West has some very peculiar plumbing. Ed and his friendly group also install dishwashers, hot water heaters, and the like. He and his wife, Edie, have a beautiful showroom at 3201 Flagler where you can see every kind of kitchen and bathroom fixture imaginable. 305-294-6276 |
| Fast, inexpensive, good, friendly local barber
Frank's Hair Cutting Place. Open on weekdays and Saturdays part time. Hours variable. Closed a couple of hours for siesta around one. A no-nonsense barbershop at 929 Truman Avenue and Grinnell. Frank gets you in and out of there fast. Doesn't talk your head off unless you ask. Knows all the local gossip. Might even tell you something scandalous about me. Doesn't believe in telephones. Just take your chances and go by. If he can make my hair look good, he can do a makeover on Godzilla. Lot's of navy guys, and marine patrol guys, and jet pilots, and local tough guys like me go there. |
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| Beaches for dogs and
people who like dogs. Dog-friendly restaurants. NOTE: Everybody in Key West picks up after their dog, so take along a plastic bag and paper towels or whatever method you use. We do it to keep our beach privileges in these areas and to keep our water pure. And there's a big fine. And you don't want to embarrass your four-legged beloved. Dogs must be leashed, but if they're in the water you can fudge a bit. PS: If you want a really great product for picking up after your dog, go to Mutt-Mitt CAUTIONS: BE SURE TO TAKE ALONG A BOTTLE OF DRINKING WATER FOR YOUR DOG. HOT, HUMID KEY WEST WEATHER CAN EASILY CAUSE A HEAT STROKE EVEN IN A HEALTHY DOG. ALSO, NEVER LEAVE A DOG ALONE IN A CAR EVEN IF YOUR AIR CONDITIONING IS RUNNING. A CAR CAN STALL DUE TO THE STRESS ON THE ENGINE, AND YOUR DOG COULD DIE IN MINUTES. AND FOR JOGGERS AND BICYCLISTS: NEVER FORCE YOUR DOG TO ACCOMPANY YOU. YOUR DOG WILL RUN AT YOUR PACE UNTIL HE OR SHE DROPS. IT IS A FORM OF ANIMAL CRUELTY AND ABSOLUTE STUPIDITY TO DO THIS. Dog Beach #1 at Louie's Backyard Restaurant. This is a primarily a local swimming site with one of the best sandy bottoms in Key West. The beach is tiny, and lots of people take their dogs there. So you best like dogs. Located between Louie's Backyard restaurant and the Reach Hotel over on the Atlantic Ocean side of town. There's usually some good snorkeling under the pier at the Casa Marina hotel, just a splash away. Dog Beaches #2 and #3 by the White Street Pier: The sand bar to the left of the pier (toward the airport) and the Dog Friendly Beach to the right side of the pier (toward the old brick fort). To the left: This narrow little beach has a great sandy ocean bottom. Far from the maddening crowds. Shallow enough for kids. Dogs love it. So you best like kids and dogs. There are picnic tables on the beach on both sides of the pier.This side of the beach has a "no dogs allowed" sign, but in all the years I've been going there, I've never been challenged, especially if your dog is out in the water on the sand bar. Carry along a dog-doo bag in your hand, and if anybody ever says anything, just wave it at them, or just look stupid and say, "Oh, I didn't know", and trot over to the other side of the pier where dogs are legal. To the right: This side is "dog-friendly", meaning the city allows dogs if you keep them leashed and pick up after them. Note: (Current rules allow you to unleash your dog, but it must be friendly.) There is a dog-doo bag dispenser with Mutt-Mitt pick-up bags by the sidewalk., which is sometimes full, sometimes not. You can walk all the way along the water behind the old brick fort, but at the far end where Higgs Beach begins, there is a sign saying dogs are prohibited from going past that point. Obey the sign: the beach police will definitely swoop down. For swimming, walk beside the sea wall behind the fort. The steps down to the water at that location (very slippery, so be cautious) lead to a great swimming place. Shallow with sandy bottom. Especially good at low tide. To find out when low tides occur in this area, go to Tides South Side of Key West. Another way to figure tides in this area is to check the Key West Citizen newspaper for low and high tides at Key West Harbor. Low tide on the South Side will be 30 minutes later than low tide at Key West Harbor. High tide on the South Side will be 52 minutes later than high tide at Key West Harbor. The White Street Pier itself: Walk to the end of their pier and you're likely to find a dozen or so friendly dogs all running off leash. They're friendly, so make sure your dog is dog-friendly, too. Any new dog arriving at the end of the pier is likely to be greeted by an onrush of all the "regulars", which can be rather intimidating; but after much sniffing and a bit of posturing, the new dog is accepted into the pack and is likely to join the next greeting party for the next new dog. Dog Friendly Restaurants in Key West: BO's Fish Wagon, Mangoes, The Schooner Wharf Bar, Kyushu, The Front Porch, Salute! Ristorante Sul Mare, and Monte's (all listed above) accept well-behaved, leashed dogs. |
| Windsurfing in Key West (one of my hobbies besides dogs and cats) Visit |
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To each his own. Eat, drink, and be merry. Welcome to Margaritaville. Whitfield Jack |