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 The following are places where I eat and shop and do business in Key West. They didn't pay me anything to list them or even ask me to do it. These are just places I like and thought you might like, too.

Whitfield Jack

Restaurants and Bars: (Click "Visit" to go to web sites if available. Phone numbers are local numbers. Other contact information available on individual web sites)

  • La Trattoria. A bustling Italian bistro with local seafood cooked the Italian way and Italian homemade food with a zest to it. Are you in Italy? Or are you in Key West? Who cares. Everybody is laughing and having a great time. The bar is jumping. The waiters are zipping around the room like skiers on a slalom course. I had roasted whole heads of garlic there one night that had to be the best in the history of the world. Trattoria's spaghetti with garlic and red pepper flakes (like the ones you put on a pizza) is my absolute favorite. These folks are masters with the spices and herbs. In the side room is a beautiful, atmospheric, intimate bar called Virgilio's where you'll find everybody who's anybody in Key West . Reservations suggested. On Duval Street near Southard. 305-296-1075 Visit
  • Two Friends Patio Restaurant. You won't find a better Key Lime pie, or conch fritters, or conch chowder, than is served up by Doug and his family at this favorite hangout for locals and visitors. Two Friends is one of the last of the old-time Key West outdoor restaurants. (It's where the Mel Fisher treasure-hunting crew used to cash their paychecks and discuss the hunt for the Atocha over a beer or six.) There's an air-conditioned area too and a karaoke stage where you might find a movie star, or the mayor, or maybe even you singing one night. (And did I mention the hamburgers? Oh! The hamburgers!) On Front Street near Duval. 305-296-3124 Visit
  • Antonia's. One of Key West's most elegant and refined restaurants in terms of beauty and cuisine. By this, I don't mean stuffy. (I've seen people there in tuxedos and people there in mini-skirts and leather halters.) The food is terrific and the staff is all smiles and helpful advice. The local seafood is out of this world; the Italian specialties are fit for Lucullus himself; and the pasta is fresh homemade. Everything's so good I don't know what to recommend. Just close your eyes and point to the menu. Reserve. Antonia's is usually packed. On Duval Street near Southard. 305-294-6565 Visit
  • BO's Fish Wagon. You don't get any more local than this. BO (stands for Buddy Owen) himself is a local. The square-grouper sandwiches are made with local groupers caught by local fishermen. There are so many local fish nets and lobster-trap floats and curiosities that you'll think you are dining in the middle of a shipwreck. Bo's has great laid-back food (including "hand-pulled" French fries) and the most laid-back atmosphere in Key West. There's even a misting system that cools the air. You're likely to see anybody here --rich, poor, famous, infamous. But none more amazing than Bo himself. BO's is on the corner of Caroline Street and WIlliam Street at the Key West Historic Seaport. It's the place with the tin roof and the palm thatch and the antique truck with a lady mannequin sleeping at the wheel and a couple of well-mannered dogs sitting around waiting for you to fumble a frankfurter. Company motto: "Seafood and eat it!" On Caroline Street near The Waterfront Market. 305-294-9272 Band on Friday.
  • The Deli. A "blue plate special" restaurant is the only way to describe The Deli. But it just happens to serve the best pan-sauteed yellowtail snapper I have ever eaten. They have endangered American dishes like real meatloaf; and all kinds of vegetables such as summer squash, and fresh-cooked carrots, and mashed potatoes. Norman Rockwell would have loved it. On Sunday the crowd of local characters would have had his paint brushes smoking. Lots of fabulous stained-glass wall hangings of tropical fish and piles of local newspapers to to act like you're reading while you're trying to overhear the latest island rumor. Totally casual. Lots to eat. Easy on the wallet. Corner of Truman and Simonton. 305-294-1464
  • Mangoes. Late night eating under giant white umbrellas surrounded by tropical foliage and a great view of the passing parade on Duval Street. Mangoes has all kinds of dishes that are totally unique -- magical Caribbean things right down to a plain old steak. When most restaurants are closing, Mangoes is just getting going. It's good any time of day, but it's nice to know you've got somewhere to go if you wake up late one night in your chair by the pool and hear your stomach growling at the moon. On Duval Street at Southard. 305-292-4606 Visit
  • Kyushu. A delightful Japanese restaurant that's off the beaten path and way out of the ordinary. Kyushu's chef serves superb sushi and sashimi using the freshest local seafood. And there are plenty of items for people who are not into eating their fish au naturel. A couple of suggestions are chicken katsu and pork katsu -- strips of chicken or pork fried in the lightest imaginable batter. An unforgettable dessert is fried banana ice cream -- actually vanilla ice cream with a whipped cream sauce and lightly fried bananas. There's a beautiful koi pond with a waterfall and a friendly staff that will help you order. (If you can't manage chopsticks, they'll happily bring you a fork.) Parking available in the rear. Well-behaved dogs are welcome in the center courtyard. 921 Truman Avenue just a few blocks from White Street headed toward Duval. 305-294-2995
  • Chico's Cantina. The best Mexican restaurant in all of Mexico is in Key West. Actually, almost in Key West. Chico's is located just a quick drive over the Cow Key Channel bridge right at the north edge of Key West on Stock Island. This is definitely not Tex-Mex. This is not a Chihuahua chain. The food at Chico's is as close to gourmet Mexican as it gets. Their fried jalapenos in a crispy crust with some kind of out-of-sight white creamy filling will knock you off your burro. Chico's is almost all local, but they make out-of-towners feel right at home. 305-296-4714 Visit
  • Schooner Wharf Bar. Lots of music at this one: local bands, folk, country, rock. It's over on the water at the Key West Historic Seaport where the big sailboats dock. All kinds of people go there, from local dignitaries to local scruffs (friendly scruffs). If you hear something that sounds like an old gramophone squawk in your ear, its just the parrot on the next guy's shoulder. (To blend right in, wear something you were just getting ready to throw away.) Island specialties. Expert bartenders. My jewelry store is right down Lazy Way Alley on Elizabeth Street, so after a few drinks come on down and test out your credit card. 305-292-9520 Visit
  • Salute! Ristorante Sul Mare. Beachside dining at a terrific Italian restaurant at Higgs Beach next to the White Street Pier. This casual dining establishment (bathing suits allowed as well as friendly dogs) is a real surprise. The food is elegantly simple and absolutely delicious. The prices are what I would call medium and the service friendly, but, because everything is prepared specially for you, plan on a little wait. There's plenty to watch going on right next to you on the beach. There's outdoor and covered dining, and the tropical breezes blow all through the restaurant. Lunch and dinner. (They close around 9:30 to 10:00 at night so call and check.) 1000 Atlantic Boulevard at Higgs Beach. 305-292-1117
  • Monte's Seafood Restaurant and Fish Market. A place where the locals go when they want good seafood. All kinds of fresh local fish: fried in a crisp light batter, pan sauteed, or grilled. Generous portions and reasonable prices. Try Monte's king-sized Key West Shrimp Cocktail with about twice as many shrimp as you usually get elsewhere. Monte's is located at 1970 North Roosevelt Blvd catty-cornered from Charter Boat Row where the fish comes in as fresh as can be. Polite dogs are invited to join their masters on the outer deck. 305-294-1970
  • Billie's Bar. "Where the sun sets in old Key West". Billie's is just a block from sunset, so you can sip one of their great tropical drinks and stroll on over. (The daily sunset time is posted on the side of the building so you won't be late!) One of the different things about Billie's is that they don't have loud music or bands. You can talk and be heard. And you can concentrate on the 8-ball at one of their three pool tables, or play backgammon without getting your eardrums blown into the middle of your brain. Billie's is a favorite place with locals and has been here over a quarter of a century. Good food and a good atmosphere. If you see a tall guy with a big grin, that's probably Billy. 407 Front Street. (Turn left at the end of Duval). 305-294-9292


 Shops, Lodging, Businesses, Services, Activities


Homemade Cakes the Key West Way
Cake Walk.
Cakes baked fresh and delivered free by Patricia Toppino, a legendary, lovely, local lady who's lovin' oven produces delectable wonders like folks made in the good old days. Birthday cakes, wedding cakes, special occasion cakes, almost any kind of cake. Favorites are Italian Creme, Carrot Cake, German Chocolate, Red Velvet, Guava Cake, Devil's Food Chocolate Cake with Chocolate Mousse, and Pumpkin Cheesecake. Give Patricia a call at Cake Walk and have a cake talk. 305-294-7840


Water Aerobics in Key West
Water Works.
Taught by Patricia Toppino (yes, the same lady above who bakes the cakes and pies). During the winter Patricia has limited one-hour classes three days a week: Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM. This is the Polar Bear Club. Everybody wears a wet suit top and swims in a unheated pool in a beautiful tropical garden. Very invigorating at first splash, but you warm up very fast under Patricia's energetic direction. Anybody can do it. And nobody laughs if you do it wrong! Great fun for all ages. When Spring approaches and the water warms up, more classes are scheduled on the same days, usually at 9:00 AM and 5:30 PM. Call for information. 305-294-7840


Key Lime Pies and products:
Key West Key Lime Shoppe. This amazing Key Lime specialty shop is located right next to my store on Elizabeth Street in Key West. They've got everything imaginable that can be made with a Key Lime, including homemade pies that can be shipped fresh overnight. Kermit, the owner, may be seen standing on the corner of Green Street and Elizabeth wearing a tall chef's hat and an apron and holding aloft a tray with a big Key Lime pie on it. He's becoming almost as much a Key West legend as the Key Lime itself. 305-296-0806 Visit


Great place to stay:
The Conch Heritage House. A truly beautiful guest house run by a real nice, real live Conch native named Sam. Sam and I have a mutual admiration society. I tell all my friends how great his place is. He tells all his friends how great my jewelry is. If we both don't deliver the goods, we're in big trouble. Take a look at Sam's Conch Heritage House web site. I'm thinking of taking a vacation and moving over there for a while. 305-293-0020 Visit


Place to rent a bike (They'll bring it right to your hotel or house)
Conch Bike Express. This very special bike-rental shop is run by a windsurfing buddy of mine named Dave. Windsurfers, as you may already know, are speed junkies. Dave named his business Conch Bike Express because he delivers the bicycles to you fast, and comes and gets you fast if you need help, and comes and picks up your bike fast when you're through so you don't have to worry about taking it back. He and co-worker Joe are always smiling like kids. They are naturals in the bicycle business. Great bikes. Great service. Local phone number is 305-294-4318 Visit


Groceries and seafood
The Waterfront Market.
Located by the water at the Key West Historic Seaport, this is the ultimate high-class grocery store on the island. Everything is fresh and unusual and wonderful. The seafood section is terrific. The sandwiches are stuffed full of all sorts of good (and healthful) things. My favorite: Curried chicken salad with onions and pickles. You can get everything you need at the Waterfront, and it's all extra special. Family-owned by Bucko and Becky who built their business from scratch and made it a Key West landmark. Open everyday. 305-296-0778


Bread: Best on the island
Cole's Peace. Homemade artesian bread. Kurt, the owner and baker, is true artist in the trade. The rye is to die for. The mango bread a delight. No more need be said, except to try one of his super sandwiches made on his own homemade bread. 305-292-6511 Visit


Walking and biking tours
Sharon Wells' Walking and Biking Guide to Historic Key West. This top-notch outfit has a terrific magazine of walking and biking tours you can take yourself. They will also arrange a small walking or biking guided tour of the architectural sights, historic cemetery, or special sights that you want to see. Sharon and her staff probably know more about the architecture of Key West and the historic district than anybody in town -- twice over. And they make it fascinating. 305-294-0380 Visit


Fishing Charters
Captain Hook Charters. Owner, Captain Rick Haveland, is a great fisherman and a great guy. I've known him for years and wouldn't think of setting out to sea with anybody else. If anybody's catching fish, its Captain Rick. Go to his website and take a look at his impressive fishing record and his terrific boat, The Captain Hook, a 34-foot Crusader built in Miami especially for Key West fishing. It's Perkins-Diesel powered and equipped to the nines. Tell Captain Rick that Whitfield Jack sent you. P.S. Check out the tattoo on his arm. 305-296-0117 Visit


Sunset cruises, snorkeling, wildlife exploration on a beautiful sailboat
Danger Charters. Ecology minded owner-captain Wayne Fox takes you to the Key West National Wildlife Refuge, teaches you kayaking, helps you learn to snorkel and protect our reefs. His two boats, a Chesapeake Bay Skipjack 50-footer and a 60-footer, carry only 6 and 12 passengers respectively. This is a guy who knows his business and treats you to a unforgettable experience. 305-296-3272 Visit


Fishing tackle
The Saltwater Angler. Saltwater fly-fishing equipment plus just about everything else in the world of rods and reels. Great tropical clothing and fishing books. Jeffrey, the owner, is a mine of local fishing information. Ask him about fly-fishing for sailfish. Not your ordinary tackle shop at all. For the connoisseur. 305-294-3248 Visit


Plants
The James Street Nursery.
A simply beautiful nursery. Like visiting a fabulous tropical garden. Ask them for something to take home that will grow in your window back up north (north meaning anywhere north of Key West). The nursery is open Tuesday through Saturday 9-5, Sunday 11-4. The phone number is 305-292-0391


Glass and Mirrors
Monroe Glass and Mirror. These are the people you call when you need top-notch custom glass work, either commercial or marine or residential. The service and the quality of the work are excellent. The owner, Joe, and his assistant, Erin, can supply almost anything in the way of glass -- except maybe a mirror to make me look like Tom Cruise. 305-296-6246 Visit P.S. A few days after Joe read this on the internet, he proved me wrong. I got a call from my shop that I had a present there from Monroe Glass and Mirror. I went down and found a beautifully-framed 9-1/2" x 12" mirror that reflected my face very nicely -- considering what it had to work with. Then I suddenly couldn't believe my eyes. There, magically appearing from somewhere behind, or inside, or through the looking glass, was the face of Tom Cruise! Now every morning I shave rich and famous. (Joe can make one of these mirrors for you with whoever you wish hidden in the glass -- a terrific present for somebody you love, or somebody you'd love to be.) Whitfield Jack


Plumbing
Ed's Quality Plumbing.
The name says it all. Ed has been taking care of my pipes for about twenty years. He knows Key West's plumbing peculiarities inside and out. And Key West has some very peculiar plumbing. Ed and his friendly group also install dishwashers, hot water heaters, and the like. He and his wife, Edie, have a beautiful showroom at 3201 Flagler where you can see every kind of kitchen and bathroom fixture imaginable. 305-294-6276


Fast, inexpensive, good, friendly local barber
Frank's Hair Cutting Place.
Open on weekdays and Saturdays part time. Hours variable. Closed a couple of hours for siesta around one. A no-nonsense barbershop at 929 Truman Avenue and Grinnell. Frank gets you in and out of there fast. Doesn't talk your head off unless you ask. Knows all the local gossip. Might even tell you something scandalous about me. Doesn't believe in telephones. Just take your chances and go by. If he can make my hair look good, he can do a makeover on Godzilla. Lot's of navy guys, and marine patrol guys, and jet pilots, and local tough guys like me go there.


Jewelry Stores
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Veterinarian
All Animal Clinic on Stock Island.
Lisa Bramson, DVM, is the boss vet and she's great. Very up to date on her medicine. Conservative and thorough and straightforward. Hugs your dog and cat. The whole staff is excellent. 305-294-5255. Hours: 8-5 weekdays. 9-1 Saturday. If they're not open, a 24-hour emergency vet service will answer. IMPORTANT TO PET-OWNERS VISITING OR MOVING TO THE KEYS: Heartworm disease (borne by mosquitoes) and Erlichia (which can be caused by a single tick bite) are both life-threatening diseases prevalent in the Keys and in South Florida. Be sure to have your dog or cat get a blood test to determine if these diseases are present. Heartworm and Erlichia show few or no symptoms before they get extremely serious. Lots of new visitors here aren't aware of these hazards -- especially Erlichia. Make it top priority to see a vet about the risks. PS: The custom (and the law) in Key West is to pick up after your pet makes a deposit. Every little bit of effort helps keeps drain-off from contributing to ocean pollution.

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Beaches for dogs and people who like dogs. Dog-friendly restaurants.
NOTE: Everybody in Key West picks up after their dog, so take along a plastic bag and paper towels or whatever method you use. We do it to keep our beach privileges in these areas and to keep our water pure. And there's a big fine. And you don't want to embarrass your four-legged beloved. Dogs must be leashed, but if they're in the water you can fudge a bit. PS: If you want a really great product for picking up after your dog, go to Mutt-Mitt

CAUTIONS: BE SURE TO TAKE ALONG A BOTTLE OF DRINKING WATER FOR YOUR DOG. HOT, HUMID KEY WEST WEATHER CAN EASILY CAUSE A HEAT STROKE EVEN IN A HEALTHY DOG. ALSO, NEVER LEAVE A DOG ALONE IN A CAR EVEN IF YOUR AIR CONDITIONING IS RUNNING. A CAR CAN STALL DUE TO THE STRESS ON THE ENGINE, AND YOUR DOG COULD DIE IN MINUTES. AND FOR JOGGERS AND BICYCLISTS: NEVER FORCE YOUR DOG TO ACCOMPANY YOU. YOUR DOG WILL RUN AT YOUR PACE UNTIL HE OR SHE DROPS. IT IS A FORM OF ANIMAL CRUELTY AND ABSOLUTE STUPIDITY TO DO THIS.

Dog Beach #1 at Louie's Backyard Restaurant. This is a primarily a local swimming site with one of the best sandy bottoms in Key West. The beach is tiny, and lots of people take their dogs there. So you best like dogs. Located between Louie's Backyard restaurant and the Reach Hotel over on the Atlantic Ocean side of town. There's usually some good snorkeling under the pier at the Casa Marina hotel, just a splash away.
Dog Beaches #2 and #3 by the White Street Pier: The sand bar to the left of the pier (toward the airport) and the Dog Friendly Beach to the right side of the pier (toward the old brick fort).

To the left: This narrow little beach has a great sandy ocean bottom. Far from the maddening crowds. Shallow enough for kids. Dogs love it. So you best like kids and dogs. There are picnic tables on the beach on both sides of the pier.This side of the beach has a "no dogs allowed" sign, but in all the years I've been going there, I've never been challenged, especially if your dog is out in the water on the sand bar. Carry along a dog-doo bag in your hand, and if anybody ever says anything, just wave it at them, or just look stupid and say, "Oh, I didn't know", and trot over to the other side of the pier where dogs are legal.
To the right: This side is "dog-friendly", meaning the city allows dogs if you keep them leashed and pick up after them. Note: (Current rules allow you to unleash your dog, but it must be friendly.) There is a dog-doo bag dispenser with Mutt-Mitt pick-up bags by the sidewalk., which is sometimes full, sometimes not. You can walk all the way along the water behind the old brick fort, but at the far end where Higgs Beach begins, there is a sign saying dogs are prohibited from going past that point. Obey the sign: the beach police will definitely swoop down. For swimming, walk beside the sea wall behind the fort. The steps down to the water at that location (very slippery, so be cautious) lead to a great swimming place. Shallow with sandy bottom. Especially good at low tide. To find out when low tides occur in this area, go to Tides South Side of Key West. Another way to figure tides in this area is to check the Key West Citizen newspaper for low and high tides at Key West Harbor. Low tide on the South Side will be 30 minutes later than low tide at Key West Harbor. High tide on the South Side will be 52 minutes later than high tide at Key West Harbor.
The White Street Pier itself: Walk to the end of their pier and you're likely to find a dozen or so friendly dogs all running off leash. They're friendly, so make sure your dog is dog-friendly, too. Any new dog arriving at the end of the pier is likely to be greeted by an onrush of all the "regulars", which can be rather intimidating; but after much sniffing and a bit of posturing, the new dog is accepted into the pack and is likely to join the next greeting party for the next new dog.
Dog Friendly Restaurants in Key West:
BO's Fish Wagon, Mangoes, The Schooner Wharf Bar, Kyushu, The Front Porch, Salute! Ristorante Sul Mare, and Monte's (all listed above) accept well-behaved, leashed dogs.


Windsurfing in Key West (one of my hobbies besides dogs and cats) Visit


As I said in the beginning, these are places I like. I've been in Key West for 25 years and have narrowed my favorites down to a few places where I go over and over again like a mule plodding to a good watering hole. There are lots of other good restaurants and businesses in Key West, and this is in no way meant to slight them.

To each his own. Eat, drink, and be merry. Welcome to Margaritaville.

Whitfield Jack


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